Creative Writing
Creative Writing Samples
The following samples showcase my ability to write about any subject matter in a variety of styles -- witty, poignant, informative, satire. These samples range from the years 2005 to 2008.
Technology-Related (written for end-users by an end-user)
Elegy for Clippy, the Defunct Dancing Paperclip
Anti-Marketing (written to entertain audiences who do not like to be marketed to)
Reviews of Perfume Samples Ripped from Magazines
Ad Analysis: Clorox Toilet Bowl Cleaner
Why I Turn Up my Nose at your Lemonade Stand
Random
Philly Cops Defeat Black Magic
Explaining Hooters Restaurant to a Frenchman